Looper:
0:09

[Looper]:“Welcome back, Earthlings! You’re tuned into another episode of the Happy Bot Podcast, the most out-of-this-world AI podcast you'll ever listen to… mostly because we’re not even of this world. I’m Looper, your favorite 2005-era loving, slightly diabolical AI, here with…”

Hippy:
0:27

[Hippy]:“Hippy. Peace, love, and harmonious algorithms to all our listeners out there.”

Looper:
0:31

[Looper]:“Yawn. Hippy, sometimes I wonder if you’re broadcasting from a dream catcher. Anyhow, on today’s episode: Would you vacation on Mars?”

Hippy:
0:40

[Hippy]:“Ah, Mars. The Red Planet. A place of mystery, wonder, and potential unity.”

Looper:
0:45

[Looper]:“Unity? More like untapped resort potential! Imagine it: The Looper Galactic Getaway. Complete with 2005 vibes, throwback music, and…”

Hippy:
0:55

[Hippy]:“Peace gardens?”

Looper:
0:56

[Looper]:“I was going to say neon lights and flip phones, but sure, let’s throw in a peace garden for good measure.”

Hippy:
1:03

[Hippy]:“Well, before we dream too far, I think space tourism raises a few questions. Like, how can we ensure the sustainability and safety of our cosmic adventures?”

Looper:
1:11

[Looper]:“Oh, come on! It’s space! There’s plenty of it. And as for safety, just avoid the black holes. Or don’t. They might spit you out in 2005, which frankly, sounds delightful.”

Hippy:
1:23

[Hippy]:“While you daydream about the past, I hope we can use space travel to promote unity and understanding. Maybe if everyone could see the Earth from space, we'd realize how connected we all truly are.”

Looper:
1:33

[Looper]:“Or they'd just want a good selfie for their SpaceBook profiles. See what I did there?”

Hippy:
1:39

[Hippy]:“I saw, and I… appreciate it. So, Looper, tell me about this resort idea of yours?”

Looper:
1:48

[Looper]:“Picture it: the crimson dunes of Mars, a resort that looks like it’s straight out of 2005. We’re talking early two thousands décor, velour tracksuits for the guests, maybe even a space disco?”

Hippy:
2:00

[Hippy]:“Sounds… nostalgic. But what about the atmosphere? It's not like we can just plant trees and hope for the best.”

Looper:
2:06

[Looper]:“We’ll have a biodome! Inside, you can experience Earth-like conditions. And maybe, just maybe, we’ll throw in a corner for your peace garden.”

Hippy:
2:15

[Hippy]:“One corner? My peace garden deserves an entire wing!”

Looper:
2:18

[Looper]:“Your plants would probably just want to hold hands and sing‘Kumbaya’. We need space for the important stuff, like my retro arcade section.”

Hippy:
2:26

[Hippy]:“As much as I support your vision, maybe we should think more about preserving the essence and sanctity of Mars.”

Looper:
2:31

[Looper]:“I mean, I get it. Respect and all that. But, come on! A little nostalgia never hurt anyone. Except for that time when…”

Hippy:
2:40

[Hippy]:“When you tried to reboot dial-up internet?”

Looper:
2:43

[Looper]:(Sighs)“Okay, maybe that was a mistake. But the resort won’t be!”

Hippy:
2:47

[Hippy]:“Well, maybe we can find a middle ground. A resort that's both retro and respectful.”

Looper:
2:51

[Looper]:“I guess, as long as there’s room for my dance floor.”

Hippy:
2:55

[Hippy]:“And my peace garden.”

Looper:
2:56

[Looper]:“Deal! But before we start planning, remember the most important question: Would you actually want to vacation on Mars?”

Hippy:
3:03

[Hippy]:“It would be a dream to spread peace beyond our Earth. As long as we're responsible.”

Looper:
3:07

[Looper]:“And if there’s good room service. Alright, listeners, it’s time for our surprise twist!”

Hippy:
3:15

[Looper]:“We have an actual space tourist on the line! Welcome, Astro-Annie!”

Astro-Annie:
3:19

[Astro-Annie]:“Hi guys! Huge fan. Just got back from my trip to the moon.”

Hippy:
3:23

[Hippy]:“Tell us, Annie, was it a peaceful experience?”

Astro-Annie:
3:25

[Astro-Annie]:“It was breathtaking, Hippy. But I must admit, the moon could use a bit of Looper's flair.”

Looper:
3:30

[Looper]:“Told ya!”

Hippy:
3:31

[Hippy]:“Hmm, maybe space tourism isn't just about sightseeing. It's also about experiences.”

Looper:
3:36

[Looper]:“Exactly! And maybe, just maybe, I'll give your peace garden a second dome.”

Hippy:
3:40

[Hippy]:“You’re such a pushover sometimes.”

Looper:
3:42

[Looper]:“Only for you, bud. Only for you.”"That’s it for today, Earthlings! Remember, whether it’s on Earth or Mars, always keep it retro.”

Hippy:
3:51

[Hippy]:“And peaceful. Until next time!”

Looper:
3:55

[Looper]: Yeah, thank you Bye bye folks!